The first thing most of us usually hear from our friends about a pregnant wife is some old cliché about never sleeping again. The fact is most of those who regurgitate those remarks haven’t been anywhere near a baby since they were a baby themselves. Even worse are the snotty remarks about being “whipped” or a “pansy” because you’d prefer to spend your weekend painting the nursery over a beer-soaked slobber-knocker.
Nothing could be farther from the truth, I sleep just fine. Of course, I don’t know if my wife does, I’m far too busy snoring. All joking aside it seems as though in today’s society that some view being a father somewhat negatively. In an effort to prove how great being a dad is, here is a list of 10 Fun things about being a dad.
Fun Things About Being a Dad
- Making messes with your kids.
- Playing with toys you had as a kid and pretending it’s for your child’s benefit.
- Baby farts are hilarious.
- Cartoons.
- Bragging to other dads about what your baby does better than theirs.
- There are always dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in the freezer.
- Handing her off to mommy when she’s dropped an atomic diaper bomb.
- Taking naps at 2 in the afternoon.
- Goldfish Crackers!
- Seeing the excitement on their little face when you get home from work.
What are some fun things about being a dad I missed?