One of the greatest joys of being a dad is telling lame jokes that get a mix of chuckles and disappointed groans in response. In honor of Father’s Day, I have complied a list of my 5 favorite “Dad Jokes.”
Happy Father’s Day, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
- Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
- Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
- How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
***BONUS JOKE***
- Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.
What are your favorite “Dad jokes?”
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